applescraps:

keatonpickles:

tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:


Heads up…


WARNING:
THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
HAVE SOME PICTURES:
THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES
this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh
OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU
BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS
AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES
THIS IS EDIBLE:

THIS WILL KILL YOU

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*
*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT
I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR
I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

or: dont fucking eat wild mushrooms period. what the fuck is wrong with u

This is why I can’t go mushroom hunting.

applescraps:

keatonpickles:

tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:

Heads up…

WARNING:

THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

HAVE SOME PICTURES:

THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

image

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES

this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

image

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh

OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

image

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU

BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS

AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

image

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

image

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

image

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE

HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES

THIS IS EDIBLE:

File:Chanterelle.jpg

THIS WILL KILL YOU

File:Mallorca Mushroom.jpg

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH

JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*

*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT


I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR

I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

or: dont fucking eat wild mushrooms period. what the fuck is wrong with u

This is why I can’t go mushroom hunting.

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gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

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whahadhappenwas:

"In a previous story the WaPo let the pro-team panel describe what occurred as they faced off.

The encounter at a Dupont Circle hotel was so tense that an Alexandria fan said she left in tears and felt so threatened that she later called the police. She has told “The Daily Show” to leave her out of the segment but doesn’t know whether the producers will comply.
“This goes way beyond mocking. Poking fun is one thing, but that’s not what happened,” said Kelli O’Dell, 56, a former teacher who lives in Alexandria and doesn’t watch the show regularly. “It was disingenuous. The Native Americans accused me of things that were so wrong. I felt in danger. I didn’t consent to that. I am going to be defamed.”

So what did the Native Americans actually say that made Ms. O’Dell so upset? Well, this.
“I said to them, ‘You sound like an alcoholic, someone who’s in denial and who doesn’t want to believe what they’re doing is not right,’ ” recalled Blackhorse, who said the interaction with fans left her feeling “dehumanized.” “They don’t see anything wrong with it. ­
… That’s what the owner [Dan Snyder] is feeding their fans.”

O’Dell said she felt trapped. “I was told that I was ‘psychologically damaging Native American children,’ and every time we tried to say something, we got cut off,” she said.

Well, considering the fact that (as far as many Native Americans are concerned) the word “Redskins” was actually a term that came into being (to be used in America) when the King of England began to require the sheared off skin of dead Native Americans as proof before payment on a bounty for murdering them, per Phips Proclamation of 1755. Yeah, I would say that might be a bit scarring to Native American children who just might come into contact with regular use of the term.
Here’s a little more insight:

Dear Editor;
It was brought to my attention that some were asking if the term “redskin” was really offensive to Indians and that they would like to hear from us on this subject. Well, here you are…I am Blackfoot, Cherokee and Choctaw…and yes, the term is extremely offensive to me. Let me explain why. Back not so long ago, when there was a bounty on the heads of the Indian people…the trappers would bring in Indian scalps along with the other skins that they had managed to trap or shoot. These scalps brought varying prices as did the skins of the animals. The trappers would tell the trading post owner or whoever it was that he was dealing with, that he had 2 bearskins, a couple of beaver skins…and a few scalps. Well, the term “scalp” offended the good Christian women of the community and they asked that another term be found to describe these things. So, the trappers and hunters began using the term “redskin”…they would tell the owner that they had bearskin, deer skins….and “redskins.” The term came from the bloody mess that one saw when looking at the scalp…thus the term “red”…skin because it was the “skin” of an “animal” just like the others that they had…so, it became “redskins”. So, you see when we see or hear that term…we don’t see a football team…we don’t see a game being played…we don’t see any “honor”…we see the bloody pieces of scalps that were hacked off of our men, women and even our children…we hear the screams as our people were killed…and “skinned” just like animals. So, yes, Mr./Ms. Editor…you can safely say that the term is considered extremely offensive.
In Struggle,
Tina Holder
Mesa, Az.

If you didn’t know that and this was your very first time hearing it, ever, particularly from Native Americans standing right in front of you, it could be a bit upsetting. A person might think you were then endorsing the taking of Native-American scalps, just like the hunting and trapping of an animal like a beaver, a deer, or a bear. They might think you’re making light of centuries worth of murder.
Because, well, indirectly, you are.

O’Dell was so upset by the encounter that she actually called the police on the Native-American panel, albiet two days later. Police correctly told her, “there is no crime here.”


—Because few things are more traumatic to white people than being called racist. BE a racist? No problem. Be CALLED a racist? Heads must roll.

guitarhero2:

i just watched a fake news reporter for a show called “this hour has 22 minutes” (kinda like the daily show) walk up to prime minister steven harper and attack him with a flag screaming “NEWFOUNDLAND” and harper just started laughing and attacking him back with a flag what the fuck is going in canada who is running this country

It’s a two-year spoiler!

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endling:

 My Sims 4 father/daughter duo, Silas and Livy Black. Double-crossed by his partner-in-crime (who happened to be his wife), Silas must rebuild the shambles of his underworld organization while raising their beloved daughter right! (“Right” here meaning pickpocketing, trash rummaging, nerd bullying behavior.)
 Did I mention Livy always carries about 15 frogs on her person? Maybe it’s just a phase.

endling:

 My Sims 4 father/daughter duo, Silas and Livy Black. Double-crossed by his partner-in-crime (who happened to be his wife), Silas must rebuild the shambles of his underworld organization while raising their beloved daughter right! (“Right” here meaning pickpocketing, trash rummaging, nerd bullying behavior.)

 Did I mention Livy always carries about 15 frogs on her person? Maybe it’s just a phase.

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

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roachpatrol:

the-real-seebs:

kayinnasaki:

Cyber harassment study reveals the unsurprising!
It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally gross dumbasses. It kinda makes me think that, even in the best cases, it might be hard to really understand the sheer difference in frequency. You see a woman get harassed on a game and you go “Oh well I’ve been harassed” without understanding that there is seldom a session for her where that doesn’t happen or understanding what her inbox might look like…

That is a sort of stunning degree of difference.

"The data’s in! Women were lying about online harassment!”
"Aha! We knew it!" 
“Yeah, they’ve been severely underreporting how bad things are for them, turns out.”
"Wait, what?"

roachpatrol:

the-real-seebs:

kayinnasaki:

Cyber harassment study reveals the unsurprising!

It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally gross dumbasses. It kinda makes me think that, even in the best cases, it might be hard to really understand the sheer difference in frequency. You see a woman get harassed on a game and you go “Oh well I’ve been harassed” without understanding that there is seldom a session for her where that doesn’t happen or understanding what her inbox might look like…

That is a sort of stunning degree of difference.

"The data’s in! Women were lying about online harassment!”

"Aha! We knew it!

Yeah, they’ve been severely underreporting how bad things are for them, turns out.”

"Wait, what?"

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luvbrrd:

Birds wearing bells as hats.

Sources: [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

Bonus: Matcha Manju

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