"(…) It’s a shame that the Bank of England seems to take the comedy panel show approach to featuring women: there’s only room for one at a time. None is fine. Several could be dangerous. If you had Elizabeth Fry and Jane Austen simultaneously, like having Jo Brand and Sarah Millican, the planet might crack open and boil us all."
— Victoria Coren (via mayamatangi)
"I also feel a surge of excitement from taking the lid off a pot of creamy new moisturiser or tearing the tissue from a great new dress that’s just arrived in the post, and it really pisses me off if anyone thinks this dilutes my intellect."
— Victoria Coren, Elle UK (via neversaydie96)